Satirical News from Helena, Montana and Beyond
HELENA, MONTANA – The ads promise the same great Domino’s Pizza, delivered to you even faster and with less risky manual labor thanks to a hot new promotion: “Cut Yourself Pizza”. “Slicing pizzas is a dangerous job,” says local Domino’s…
3,000 miles or three months – the time and distance flies like the scenery through a passenger-side window with presidential tint. But the alert pops up on the infotainment center of your 2012 Ford Fiesta, it shines with the fire…
CASCADE, MT – Dog lovers from around the area, alongside their faithful companions, have been enjoying the fine weather in Atkinson Park in Cascade. “Here boy, here!” a local pet owner was heard yelling as a large, hair-covered dog ran…
OUTSIDE OF HELENA, MT – Brake lights were seen in front of the boathouse just after dusk on the evening of May 1st, 2020. This is unusual activity for a Friday night, particularly during these trying times. The incident lasted…
